Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.