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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Sitting down in the shower

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.