I put big spaces in between comments

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.