See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to my bedroom that cant identify......

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.