run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sit in the shower

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.