Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Breathe.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.