Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.