While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.