Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Smoking in the shower.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Sometimes I toot.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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whale sperm

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.