whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.