Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Pee in the shower.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I think about other women when having sex

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.