run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

Justin Beiber is a woman

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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sit in the shower

Make up a song to yourself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.