Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

I think about life problems in the shower

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.