I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

when you bleed you suck your own blood

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.