Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.