IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.