When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.