Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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fap

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.