When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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I sleep in the nude.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.