when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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i smoke weed all day.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.