See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.