When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Fart at home

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Take off the ends of the banana (

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.