If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Sleep with pillow between legs

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

sit in the shower

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.