When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Fart at home

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.