If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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sit in the shower

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.