- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Only use the left earphone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.