Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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sit in the shower

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.