Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Do somthing only you do

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Being fat

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.