When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.