When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.