I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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get really confused

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.