Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.