push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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I click my teeth to music

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I have a phobia of incest

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.