When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.