Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.