sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.