When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.