Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

fart

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

I laugh easier when im with someone

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

listen to madonnas new album

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.