Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.