Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.