oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

I sleep in the nude.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.