when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.