eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.