Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.