I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.