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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.