I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.