When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

try to give your friends spirit animals

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

I pee in the shower.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.