When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

humiliating little girls

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.