k. everyone

I pee in the shower. :3

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Vote for the other guy

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

This song will not come out of my head!

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.