stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Your mom

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I can't trill my R's

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Eat ice by itself

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.