Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

thumb_up thumb_down -19

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I push the door open with my stomach

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

thumb_up thumb_down +280

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

thumb_up thumb_down -99

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,823

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

thumb_up thumb_down +133

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

thumb_up thumb_down

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

thumb_up thumb_down -45

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

thumb_up thumb_down -35

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

thumb_up thumb_down -49

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

thumb_up thumb_down +33

I want to suck on your penis

thumb_up thumb_down -88

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

thumb_up thumb_down +94

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

thumb_up thumb_down -97

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.