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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.
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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.
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I constantly talk to myself.
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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.
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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business
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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling
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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.
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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.
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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.
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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.