When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

sing in the shower

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

look at bins as i walk past them

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.