- Things You Think Only You Do

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.