When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.