Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Pee in the shower.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.