Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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I know how to type a ¿

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.