I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.