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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.
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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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I click my teeth to music
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being super bored at school
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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married
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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement
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I talk to my pet when no one is home.
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.
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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.
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pick your nose and eat it
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wonder who wrote these things
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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.