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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that
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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.
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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has
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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.
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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo
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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?
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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead
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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.
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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.
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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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masturbate quietly in my room.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.