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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.
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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.
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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.
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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.
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I think about life problems in the shower
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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.