When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.