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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring
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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.
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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.
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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.
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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad
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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.
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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.
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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.