- Things You Think Only You Do

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.