Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Ur mum

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.