I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Play Minecraft

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.