when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.