you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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KICK THE CAN

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.