Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Play Minecraft

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.