Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Breathe.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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jack off

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.