I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I constantly talk to myself.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.