Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Pee in the shower.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.