Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Take off the ends of the banana (

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

get home from work and masturbate instantly

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.