I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

wipe your hands on your pants

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.