I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.