Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Poop naked.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.