Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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conundrum.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.