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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet
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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat
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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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i smoke weed all day.
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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you
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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.
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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes
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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun
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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.
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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.
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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.
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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.
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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world
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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.
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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.
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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.
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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.
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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.