Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.