If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Only use the left earphone.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Mayada stupid

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.