Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.