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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.
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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.
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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...
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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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penis
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it
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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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I know how to type a ¿
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.