How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

I think about life problems in the shower

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.