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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.
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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.
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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.
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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.
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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out
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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has
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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner
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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind
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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.
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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.
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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.