I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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conundrum.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.