lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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im going to rape that girl

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.