Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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I cant ride a bike

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I was the real Stig...

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.