I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

hallo

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.