Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

I think about life problems in the shower

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

Breathe.

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

wonder who wrote these things

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.