When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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i see almost everything as a sign

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.