pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.