Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.