when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.