try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Thinking your life is a movie...

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Be a loner at school

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.