When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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humiliating little girls

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.