When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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misread dig bick

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.