oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I sleep in the nude.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.