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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly
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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.
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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out
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I think about life problems in the shower
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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.