Dip my pizza crust in my soda

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Pretend my life is a videogame.

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.