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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.
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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere
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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face
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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.
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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.