When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Tear up when I poop

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Pee in the shower.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.