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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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this is a terrible website and i hate you
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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.
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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.
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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.
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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "
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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!
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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.
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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.
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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible
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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.
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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.