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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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Your mom
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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'
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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.
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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.
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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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I Masturbate Daily.
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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.