while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.