I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.