I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Vote for the other guy

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.