- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.