Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Think about breathing...

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.