Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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suck my own penis

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.