saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.