Mayada stupid

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Take off the ends of the banana (

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.