How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.