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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.
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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/
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masturbate quietly in my room.
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it
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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website
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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.