Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.