I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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check shower for murder then pee

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.