Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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im going to rape that girl

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.