never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.