Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.