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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling
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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.
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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*
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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.
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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.
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when you bleed you suck your own blood
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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER
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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed
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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.
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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal
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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose
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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh
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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l
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I think about life problems in the shower
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.