- Things You Think Only You Do

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

-32

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

-49

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

-59

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

+38

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

+119

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

-58

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

-49

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

-31

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

-54

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

-44

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

+49

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

+465

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

+1,443

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

+1,870

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" turn volume down

+1,774

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

+1,990

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

+2,508

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Wonder why there are sites like this.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

Dancing while hoovering

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" turn volume down

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

Things You Think Only You Do

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Wonder why there are sites like this.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

Dancing while hoovering

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

Things You Think Only You Do

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" turn volume down