When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.