When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.