Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.