When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Pee in the shower.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.