when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

I can see a magic eye image

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.