Pee in the shower

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

I really enjoy self-pity.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.