When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.