I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.