Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Pee in the shower.

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

when you bleed you suck your own blood

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.