I read the down voted posts

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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fap

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.