Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I read the down voted posts

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.