When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.