When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Breathe.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.