I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.