When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.