I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Fart at home

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.