Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.