cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.