Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.