I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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humiliating little girls

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.