I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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hallo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.