Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I have seen a UFO

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Only use the left earphone.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.