Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I have a phobia of incest

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.