I think about life problems in the shower

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Made after doomsday plans

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.