I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I constantly talk to myself.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.