I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.