While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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KICK THE CAN

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.