Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I always think I have special powers

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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make south park refferences every day

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.