Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.