When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.