I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.