before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Do somthing only you do

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.