when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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fap

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.