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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.