Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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humiliating little girls

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.