Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.