I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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i smoke weed all day.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.