I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.