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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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get really confused

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.