in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.