when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.