Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.