Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.