Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.