sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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sit in the shower

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.