Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I like to poo while smoking.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.