calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.