Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Vote for the other guy

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.