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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.
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Set Fire to the Rain
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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I really like taking shits.
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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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Eating chicken at KFC.
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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.
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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.
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My parents are annoying.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.
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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.
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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.