- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.