Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.