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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.
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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)
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Talk to my cat.
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse
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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already
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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am
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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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i smoke weed all day.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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i always think people can hear my thoughts.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.