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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"
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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-
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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.
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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine
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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about
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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.
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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!
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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.
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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.