when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.