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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up
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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.
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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.
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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki
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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun
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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.
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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.
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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.
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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.
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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.