I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.