Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Your mom

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

Boinked my neighbor

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.