I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

I don't read the terms of service.

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.