When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I constantly talk to myself.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.