I can see a magic eye image

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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ASMR

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.