I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.