~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I have a phobia of incest

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.