If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I hit the frig after sex

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.