never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.