Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

I read the down voted posts

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.