When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.