Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.