when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.