after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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fart

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.