While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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I have seen a UFO

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.