Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

I have a phobia of incest

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.