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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.
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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.
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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!
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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.
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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)
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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video
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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.
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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa
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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja
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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay
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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices
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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit
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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these
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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.
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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.
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I hate being called "buddy".
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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.