I think about life problems in the shower

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Made after doomsday plans

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.