When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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being super bored at shool

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.