Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.