During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.