Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.