you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.