Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I like to poo while smoking.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.