Mayada stupid

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.