Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Picking my nose.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.