When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

I constantly talk to myself.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.