During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.