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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).
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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.
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-53
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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.
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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream
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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.
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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me
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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning
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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.
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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.
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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.
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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.
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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.