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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.