I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.