When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

I talk to myself when I'm alone

I laugh easier when im with someone

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.