sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

sit in the shower

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.