When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.