Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Peeing in the shower

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.