Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.