If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Go outside and pee.

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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sing like a pro in da shower

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.