You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.