Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Fart at home

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Go outside and pee.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.