I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

Play Minecraft

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

draw the sun at the corner of the page

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

I put salt on buttered toast...

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.