Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

Take off the ends of the banana (

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

blow nose. look at kleenex.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.