I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.