Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.