Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Pee in the shower

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.