Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.