Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Say what even when u heard someone

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.