In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

wipe your hands on your pants

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.