Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.