Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Eat ice by itself

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.