pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.