I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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I was the real Stig...

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.