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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.
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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.
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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".
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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...
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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real
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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.
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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.
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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.
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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.
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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .
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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.