apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.