When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.