Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

Believing in the kindness of strangers

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.