I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.