pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.