- Things You Think Only You Do

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

I think about life problems in the shower

i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.