When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,880

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

thumb_up thumb_down -57

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

thumb_up thumb_down +18

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

thumb_up thumb_down +153

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

thumb_up thumb_down -50

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

thumb_up thumb_down -47

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

thumb_up thumb_down -17

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

thumb_up thumb_down -122

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

thumb_up thumb_down +1,367

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.