If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Go outside and pee.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.