Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.