I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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KICK THE CAN

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.