I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.