People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.