Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

Brake for tail-gaters

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.