When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I sleep in the nude.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.