eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.