wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Ur mum

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Vote for the other guy

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I control water in the shower.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.