I ejaculate fire and glory

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Play Minecraft

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.