Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.