Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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fart

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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listen to madonnas new album

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.