- Things You Think Only You Do

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

from now on in gonna eat healthier! seeing chocolate hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.