has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.