I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Picking my nose.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.