Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I know how to type a ¿

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.