Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.