when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

open the fridge A eat food B think

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.