.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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blink

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.