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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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Fart at home
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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.
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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.
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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.
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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink
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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.
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I tell inanimate objects what to do.
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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)
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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.
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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking
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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.