When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

get bored so I fist myself for money

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Tear up when I poop

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Pee in the shower.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.