Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.