At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

I can see a magic eye image

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.