Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I mean Diana Ross.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.