Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.