Say what even when u heard someone

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.