I think about life problems in the shower

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I click my teeth to music

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.