I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.