When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Your mom

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.