When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Your mom

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.