google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.