Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Pee in the shower

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Peeing in the shower

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.