Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I like to poo while smoking.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Play Minecraft

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.