If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.