Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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sit in the shower

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.