I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

i smoke weed all day.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.