Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Smoking in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.