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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.
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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.
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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.
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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.
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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff
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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".
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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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-38
Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.
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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".
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+14
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.