- Things You Think Only You Do

+21

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

-106

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

-22

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

-126

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

+914

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" turn volume down

+1,765

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

-32

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

-21

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

+19

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

-78

I always cry when I pray.

-40

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

+141

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

-61

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

-93

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

+5

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

-54

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

-18

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

+7

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

-67

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

-62

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" turn volume down

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I always cry when I pray.

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

Things You Think Only You Do

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I always cry when I pray.

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

Things You Think Only You Do

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" turn volume down