I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.