- Things You Think Only You Do

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

I think about life problems in the shower

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.