look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.