I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Peeing in the shower

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.