Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.