Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I piss in the bed every night

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.