I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Peeing in the shower

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.