When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Pee in the shower.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.