Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Having gay sex

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.