Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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pick your nose and eat it

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.