Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Say what even when u heard someone

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.