When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.