When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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R A P E Children

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.