When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.