On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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penis

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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conundrum.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I like to poo while smoking.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.