I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

sit in the shower

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.