Pee in the shower

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.