reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.