Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

I push the door open with my stomach

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

I want to suck on your penis

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.