Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.