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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...
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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.
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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.
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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.
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log off the internet then think of something and go back on
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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.
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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.
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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes
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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.