after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

fart

I can only play a piano with my right hand

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.