do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.