Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Your mom

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Boinked my neighbor

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.