Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.