Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.