I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.