Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.