Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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i smoke weed all day.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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i masturbate with my feet

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.