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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half
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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber
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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.
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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"
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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.
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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.
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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.
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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me
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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.
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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.
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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them
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incognito mode on google chrome
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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.
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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks
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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.
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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.
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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?
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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.