Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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fart

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.