*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.