When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

I Masturbate Daily.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Still record on VHS tapes.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.