You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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being super bored at school

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.