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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.
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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.
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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3
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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.
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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...
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sit in the shower
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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it
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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..
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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD
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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.