Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Breathe.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.