pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.