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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything
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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?
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-48
draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.
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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves
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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?
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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.
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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.
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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.