When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

i see almost everything as a sign

call someone by a siblings name.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.