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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I
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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.
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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.
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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.
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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.
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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.
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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.
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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things
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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.