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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.
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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.
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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Your mom
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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..
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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.