When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.