People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.