Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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sing in the shower

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.