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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan
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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...
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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.
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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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im going to rape that girl
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.