I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.