right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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hallo

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.