i use dental dams

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.