Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.