if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.