apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

I don't read the terms of service.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.