Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

pick your nose and eat it

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.