Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I have a phobia of incest

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Boinked my neighbor

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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being super bored at school

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.