I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.