Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

thumb_up thumb_down -47

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

thumb_up thumb_down -57

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

thumb_up thumb_down +1,368

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -87

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Only use the left earphone.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

thumb_up thumb_down +45

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +207

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

thumb_up thumb_down +413

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

thumb_up thumb_down +1,648

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Poo really loud

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.