Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

draw the sun at the corner of the page

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

I think about life problems in the shower

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

fart

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.