In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

I chew my ice cream.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Stab myself on a daily basis

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.