when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

I think about life problems in the shower

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.