Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.