When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.