When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Boinked my neighbor

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.