Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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blink

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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I Masturbate Daily.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.