While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.