When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.