Sometimes I toot.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Picking my nose.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.