Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.