pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.