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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.
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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?
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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool
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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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ASMR
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff
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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.
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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.
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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat
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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.
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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.