play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.