Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.