I wonder if elections are rigged?

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.