Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.