play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Sitting next to a banana called James

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.