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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles
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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.
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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them
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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.