Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.