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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.
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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.
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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.
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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.
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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere
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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.
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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny
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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard
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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.
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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.
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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.