Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.