On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Pee in the shower

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.