When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

R A P E Children

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.