When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.