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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

i see almost everything as a sign

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.