Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

I cant ride a bike

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

sing like a pro in da shower

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

I was the real Stig...

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.