when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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sit in the shower

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.