Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Breathe.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.