pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.