Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Take baths

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.