When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.