act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.