I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Eat ice by itself

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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jack off

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.