I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.