While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.