Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.