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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.
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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.
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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse
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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.