smoke marijuana

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.