Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.