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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

sit in the shower

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.