When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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smoke marijuana

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.