When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.