Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.