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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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KICK THE CAN

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.