to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I think about life problems in the shower

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

I have a phobia of incest

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.