Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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i smoke weed all day.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.