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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video
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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.
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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.
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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.
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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.
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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.
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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.