DIY LOL
Anti Joke
I AM DISAPPOINT
Motivational Generator
Things You Think Only You Do
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
…
Next ›
Last »
play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+637
Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-37
freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
thumb_up
thumb_down
-11
Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?
thumb_up
thumb_down
-108
when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-29
Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
thumb_up
thumb_down
-71
while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-56
I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-21
I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-2
I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+3
Videotape my mother in the shower.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-40
pick your nose and eat it
thumb_up
thumb_down
-112
Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-71
Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-11
Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-74
If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel
thumb_up
thumb_down
-28
I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+11
Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-63
wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+4
Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:
thumb_up
thumb_down
-61
« First
‹ Prev
…
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.