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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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hate Justin Bieber
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.
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i use dental dams
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.
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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.
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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face
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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?
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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)
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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!
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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.
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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.