carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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My parents are annoying.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.