IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

i masturbate with my feet

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I can't trill my R's

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Give your neighbors names from movies.

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.