when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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KICK THE CAN

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.