I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

This song will not come out of my head!

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

I rape small children ;).

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.