when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.