I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

look at bins as i walk past them

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.