I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.