When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

hallo

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.