I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.