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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.
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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them
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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.
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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon
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wipe your hands on your pants
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.
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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.