okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Go outside and pee.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.