Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

I refuse to forward chain letters

I don't read the terms of service.

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

chew on the side of my teeth

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Brake for tail-gaters

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.