Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.