Justin Beiber is a woman

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.