Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.