When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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speak proper english

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.