When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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im going to rape that girl

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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smoke marijuana

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.