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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video
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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.
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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts
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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.
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wipe your hands on your pants
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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.
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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.
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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.
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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.
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jack off
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.