after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.