When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.