I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.