I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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sit in the shower

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.