close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I dip my pizza crust in soda

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.