Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Try stick to something but fail in the end

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Play as both sides on fifa

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.