Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

I cant ride a bike

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

I pee in the shower. :3

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

test how many stares you can scale in one step

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.