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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!
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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.
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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.
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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.