I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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humiliating little girls

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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My parents are annoying.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.