Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.