When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.