- Things You Think Only You Do

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.