stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I like to poo while smoking.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.