I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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I rape small children ;).

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.