freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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k. everyone

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.