Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sitting down in the shower

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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fap

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.