I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

I click my teeth to music

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

speak proper english

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

When out I like to "people watch."

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.