In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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suck my own penis

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.