Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Picking my nose.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.