I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.