I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.