Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.