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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.
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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.