Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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jack off

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.