Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.