Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Your mom

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.