- Things You Think Only You Do

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Take off the ends of the banana (

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

smoke marijuana

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.