I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.