Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I think about other women when having sex

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

I mean Diana Ross.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.