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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on
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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.
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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text
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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked
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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth
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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.