working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Pee in the shower

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.