When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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hate Justin Bieber

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.