When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

I mean Diana Ross.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

I ejaculate fire and glory

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Play Minecraft

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.