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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger
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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.
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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird
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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like
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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...
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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal
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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.
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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.