When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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penis

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.