repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I always think I have special powers

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Picking my nose.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I eat ass

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.