read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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sit in the shower

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.