Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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sit in the shower

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.