I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.