I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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I click my teeth to music

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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speak proper english

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.