Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.