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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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get home from work and masturbate instantly
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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sometimes, i smell my own farts.
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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!
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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...
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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters
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shag your mom
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.
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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.
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I'm really picky about how I earn money
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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.