Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.