never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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speak proper english

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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fart

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.