When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

thumb_up thumb_down +186

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

thumb_up thumb_down -18

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Wonder why there are sites like this.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

thumb_up thumb_down -96

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

thumb_up thumb_down -17

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

thumb_up thumb_down +1,417

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

thumb_up thumb_down +133

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

thumb_up thumb_down -92

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

thumb_up thumb_down -37

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.