I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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fap

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.