When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I was the real Stig...

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.