I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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penis

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.