You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.