I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Boinked my neighbor

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.