Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.