Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Fart at home

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.