try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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get really confused

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Courtesy flush.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.