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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.
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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.
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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.
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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".
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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.
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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out
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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.
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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.
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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting
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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.