When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.