If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.