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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.
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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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i smoke weed all day.
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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger
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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.
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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier
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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.
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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.
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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)
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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.
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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.
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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.
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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.