Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.