Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.