Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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i use dental dams

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I have a phobia of incest

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.