when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.