Go outside and pee.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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listen to madonnas new album

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.