When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.