get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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blink

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.