when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I click my teeth to music

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.