When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Thinking your life is a movie...

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.