Boinked my neighbor

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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hate Justin Bieber

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.