Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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shag your mom

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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I read the down voted posts

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.