Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I have seen a UFO

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.