When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.