Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

I don't read the terms of service.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.