I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.