I gotta get down of Friday

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.