I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I control water in the shower.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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I think about other women when having sex

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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incognito mode on google chrome

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.