when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.