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Your mom

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

chewing icecream before you swallow it

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.