On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.