Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Mayada stupid

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.