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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

I read the down voted posts

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.