try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

Reading the terms of service :O....

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

I think about other women when having sex

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.