See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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conundrum.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.