When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Thinking your life is a movie...

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.