- Things You Think Only You Do

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.