When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.