Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.