Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.