I pee in the shower. :3

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.