Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.