WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.