Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.