I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.