I sleep in the nude.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I rape small children ;).

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.