- Things You Think Only You Do

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.