Justin Beiber is a woman

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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humiliating little girls

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.