Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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penis

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Giving my dog a massage.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.