- Things You Think Only You Do

i see almost everything as a sign

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

hate Justin Bieber

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.