- Things You Think Only You Do

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.