Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

I used to eat bath bubbles

Gotta sleep with a fan.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I read the down voted posts

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