Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.