I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

chew on the side of my teeth

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.