Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I cant ride a bike

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.