Brake for tail-gaters

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

draw the sun at the corner of the page

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.