The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.