When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.