When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.