- Things You Think Only You Do

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.