I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.