think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

being super bored at shool

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

I always cry when I pray.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Make up a song to yourself.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.