Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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I rape small children ;).

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.