When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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thumb down this post

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.