when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.