DIY LOL
Candidate Equals
Funny Exams
Roulette Reactions
What The Face
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
…
Next ›
Last »
Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
thumb_up
thumb_down
-75
I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
thumb_up
thumb_down
+6
Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying
thumb_up
thumb_down
+88
Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...
thumb_up
thumb_down
+29
What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-75
Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
thumb_up
thumb_down
-24
Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz
thumb_up
thumb_down
-150
When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-37
Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-74
Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+22
I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
thumb_up
thumb_down
-34
Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+70
When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+87
Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+15
i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus
thumb_up
thumb_down
-2
I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-8
mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-19
Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+11
Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk
thumb_up
thumb_down
-77
I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-80
Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+31
« First
‹ Prev
…
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.