to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I think about life problems in the shower

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.