I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.