When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.