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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...
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KICK THE CAN
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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)
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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.
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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.
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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping
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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.
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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.