Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

I have seen a UFO

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.