I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.