When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Pee in the shower

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.