Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.