Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Sleep with pillow between legs

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.