I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.