Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I eat ass

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.