Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.