Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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KICK THE CAN

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.