When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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hallo

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.