Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.