Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

call someone by a siblings name.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Play Minecraft

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.