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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".
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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.
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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun
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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.
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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.