I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.