i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.