Only use the left earphone.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.