See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

conundrum.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.