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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.
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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.
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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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Being from another country and always thinking in english.
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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...
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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married
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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.
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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?
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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.