Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.