Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

fart

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.