when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.