Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I think about life problems in the shower

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

I push the door open with my stomach

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.