rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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make south park refferences every day

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.