I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

I cant ride a bike

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

laziness .... its all in the mind

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.