Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.