Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.