- Things You Think Only You Do

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.