Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.