Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.