I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

I constantly talk to myself.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

call someone by a siblings name.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.