Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.