I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.