smoke marijuana

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.