Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.