lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Sometimes I toot.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.