try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I think about other women when having sex

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.