Boinked my neighbor

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

hate Justin Bieber

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Look at my poop before flushing

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.