When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.