You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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get really confused

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.