- Things You Think Only You Do

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.