When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

The older I get the more honest I get

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Poo really loud

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Pretend i'm a sim.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

It's hot but I still have on covers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.