When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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I scratch and sniff.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.