For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.