Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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call someone by a siblings name.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Having gay sex

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.