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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.
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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.
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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices
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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit
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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.