- Things You Think Only You Do

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Dancing while hoovering

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Mayada stupid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.