I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.