When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

I think about life problems in the shower

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.