Play as both sides on fifa

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.