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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.
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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.
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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...
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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.
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I rape small children ;).
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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff
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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting
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I talk to myself when I'm alone
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.