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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything
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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.
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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.
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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it
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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely
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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.
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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video
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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed
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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.