Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Vote for the other guy

Still record on VHS tapes.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Give your neighbors names from movies.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.