I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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fap

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.