when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.