I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.