Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.