I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.