sing in the shower

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.