Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.