When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

I laugh easier when im with someone

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.