Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.