Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.