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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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I dip my pizza crust in soda
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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.
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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.
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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...
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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.
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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.
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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5
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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.