When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.