Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I control water in the shower.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.