Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.