Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.