Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.