play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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pick your nose and eat it

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.