when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.