Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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im going to rape that girl

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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sit in the shower

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.