When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

i smoke weed all day.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.