Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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wipe your hands on your pants

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.