When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.