Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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i smoke weed all day.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.