being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Tear up when I poop

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.