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this is a terrible website and i hate you
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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.
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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).
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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.
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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet
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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.