You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Watch the same movies over and over

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.