Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.