Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.