Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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fart

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.