IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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i masturbate with my feet

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I can't trill my R's

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.