Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.