Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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KICK THE CAN

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.