Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I **** with no hands.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.