Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.