I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.