Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.