when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.