Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

Tried to suck ur own penis

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.