Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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call someone by a siblings name.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Play Minecraft

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.