really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.