Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.