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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

sit in the shower

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.