Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Pee in the shower.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.