I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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k. everyone

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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conundrum.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.