I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.