When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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sit in the shower

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.