okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Go outside and pee.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.