Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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whale sperm

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.