When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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i smoke weed all day.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.