I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I can see a magic eye image

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.