Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.