When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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My parents are annoying.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.