When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Play Minecraft

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.