Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Like a toy until it breaks.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.