watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.