I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Having gay sex

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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I hit the frig after sex

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.