Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

sit in the shower

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.