When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.