I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Take off the ends of the banana (

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Your mom

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.