sing in the shower

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.