Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

I mean Diana Ross.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

wipe your hands on your pants

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.