When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.