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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.
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Breathe.
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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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Pee in the shower
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.
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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam
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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.
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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible
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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka
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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil
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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it
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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.