as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Made after doomsday plans

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.