When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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whale sperm

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.