When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

wipe your hands on your pants

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.