Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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sit in the shower

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.