When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.