When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.