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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.
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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."
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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time
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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.