I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.