The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.