I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

I have seen a UFO

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

The older I get the more honest I get

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Fart at home

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.