Play Minecraft

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sitting next to a banana called James

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

KICK THE CAN

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

Thinking your life is a movie...

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.