When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Talk to my cat.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.