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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.
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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.
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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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ASMR
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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times
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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird
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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.