After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Try to see nipples through body paint.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.