Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

I really enjoy self-pity.

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.