taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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R A P E Children

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.