When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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sit in the shower

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.