When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

hate Justin Bieber

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

I was the real Stig...

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

conundrum.

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.