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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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ASMR

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.