I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I scratch and sniff.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.