instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.