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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.
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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.
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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.
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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.