I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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wonder who wrote these things

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.