Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.