I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

make food scream if i chop them up.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

Eat ice by itself

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

fall asleep in the shower.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.