Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.