turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Breathe.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.