think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Watch the same movies over and over

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.