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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.
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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.
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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.
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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.
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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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sit in the shower
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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.
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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.
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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.
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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.
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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.
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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.