think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.