I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.