right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Sleep with pillow between legs

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.