get bored so I fist myself for money

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

Sleep with pillow between legs

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Stab myself on a daily basis

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Tried to suck ur own penis

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.