When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Watch the same movies over and over

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

I have an irrational fear of sloths

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.