putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Eat ice by itself

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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i use dental dams

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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speak proper english

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.