pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Sleep with pillow between legs

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I never feel bored

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.