I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.