If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Poo really loud

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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wonder who wrote these things

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.