Try stick to something but fail in the end

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.