I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.