I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.