When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Breathe.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I read the down voted posts

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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KICK THE CAN

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.