I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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shag your mom

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.