right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.