watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

humiliating little girls

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

Breathe.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.