Eat ice by itself

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.