Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.