Eat ice by itself

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.