I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.