When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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sing in the shower

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I scratch and sniff.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.