Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Talk to my cat.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.