Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I want to suck on your penis

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.