When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I read the down voted posts

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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i use dental dams

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.