try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.