Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I can't trill my R's

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.