I can't trill my R's

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.