Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.