I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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sit in the shower

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.