When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I hold my breath in elevators

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.