When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.