Try to see nipples through body paint.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.