Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.