- Things You Think Only You Do

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

Sitting next to a banana called James

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.