Eating chicken at KFC.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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fap

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Poop naked.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.