Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.