I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Your mom

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.