When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Pee in the shower

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.