When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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i smoke weed all day.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.