Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Only use the left earphone.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Pee in the shower.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.