having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.