Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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hallo

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.