avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.