I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.