When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

wonder who wrote these things

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

RAPE CHILDREN

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.