Still record on VHS tapes.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Think about breathing...

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.