pick your nose and eat it

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Breathe.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.