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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Watch the same movies over and over

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.