having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.