Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.