When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.