when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.