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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal
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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.
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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me
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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...
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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Give your neighbors names from movies.
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I have a phobia of incest
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.