Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

humiliating little girls

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Go outside and pee.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.