Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.