Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.