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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.
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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.
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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.
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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.
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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.
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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.
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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.
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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.
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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.