I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.