Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Eat ice by itself

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.