whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.