Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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humiliating little girls

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Go outside and pee.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.