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check shower for murder then pee
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I constantly talk to myself.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.
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i smoke weed all day.
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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet
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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.
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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont
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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.