When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

Boinked my neighbor

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.