When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

thumb_up thumb_down -63

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

thumb_up thumb_down -66

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

thumb_up thumb_down -35

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,625

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

thumb_up thumb_down -77

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

thumb_up thumb_down +291

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

thumb_up thumb_down -29

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

??2????????????????????

thumb_up thumb_down +19

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

thumb_up thumb_down -87

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.