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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry
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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.
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wipe your hands on your pants
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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.
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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall
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sit in the shower
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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.
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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.
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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it
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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.
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I rape small children ;).
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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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k. everyone
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.