Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I know how to type a ¿

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.