instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Pee in the shower.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.