Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.