When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.