Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I want to suck on your penis

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.