thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.