I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.