After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.