stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.