i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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fap

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shag your mom

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.