I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

thumb_up thumb_down +92

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

thumb_up thumb_down -89

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

thumb_up thumb_down +396

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

thumb_up thumb_down +10

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

thumb_up thumb_down -45

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

thumb_up thumb_down -18

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I sleep in the nude.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.