I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.