IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.