Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.