Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I laugh easier when im with someone

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Eating chicken at KFC.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Go for a 10 mile run.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.