im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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get really confused

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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This song will not come out of my head!

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.