On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I rape small children ;).

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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listen to madonnas new album

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.