I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.