I always think I have special powers

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

I put salt on buttered toast...

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.