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I always think I have special powers
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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.
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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.
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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.
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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz
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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school
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When out I like to "people watch."
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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.
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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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I dip my pizza crust in soda
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I like to poo while smoking.
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.
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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.
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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.
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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.