People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.