I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Sitting down in the shower

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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blink

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.