I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.