While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.