Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.