when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Take off the ends of the banana (

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.