When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I scratch and sniff.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.