Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.