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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich
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hallo
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand
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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car
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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'
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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.