When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.