I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.