Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.