I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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fap

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.