pick your nose and eat it

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

RAPE CHILDREN

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Breathe.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

I push the door open with my stomach

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.