Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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misread flashlight

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.