When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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chew on the side of my teeth

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.