When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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being super bored at shool

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.