- Things You Think Only You Do

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.