When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.