I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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misread flashlight

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Go outside and pee.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.