I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.