Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.