When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.