I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.