Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.