Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.