close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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fap

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.