A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.