Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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misread flashlight

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.