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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
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Try to pet your cat with your foot.
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Dip my pizza crust in my soda
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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.
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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself
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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person
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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.