- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Peeing in the shower

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.