When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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speak proper english

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Only use the left earphone.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.