Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I want to suck on your penis

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.