When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.