I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.