Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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jack off

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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sit in the shower

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.