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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.
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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun
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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...
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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.
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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.
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I **** with no hands.
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when you bleed you suck your own blood
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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.
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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.
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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.
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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.
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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.
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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has
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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.
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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.