Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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wipe your hands on your pants

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.