Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.