try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Peeing in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down +116

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -73

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Play as both sides on fifa

thumb_up thumb_down -37

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

thumb_up thumb_down -41

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

thumb_up thumb_down

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.