watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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humiliating little girls

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Breathe.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.