when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.