Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Poop naked.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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misread flashlight

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I think about other women when having sex

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.