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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.
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after a shower, try to shake the water off.
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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".
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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.
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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.
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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)
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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?
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I sleep in the nude.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.