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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.