See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Tear up when I poop

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.