did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Poop naked.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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sit in the shower

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Pee in the shower.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Fart at home

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.