When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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im going to rape that girl

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.