whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.