Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.