Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.