When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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My parents are annoying.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.