Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.