At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Having gay sex

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conundrum.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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i use dental dams

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.