Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.