When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.