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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus
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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are
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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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wonder who wrote these things
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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen
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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.
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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.