Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.