daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.