Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.