When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Breathe.

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

I read the down voted posts

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

KICK THE CAN

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.