DIY LOL
LOL Flyers
Objectiface
Porn SFW
WiFi LOL
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
…
Next ›
Last »
When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-28
Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name
thumb_up
thumb_down
-23
when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal
thumb_up
thumb_down
-11
I refuse to forward chain letters
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+56
When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+9
Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+124
When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+10
On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-55
Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-37
When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible
thumb_up
thumb_down
+40
you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it
thumb_up
thumb_down
-74
Watch the same movies over and over
thumb_up
thumb_down
-41
I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
thumb_up
thumb_down
-10
Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-68
Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music
thumb_up
thumb_down
+12
Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+21
Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-56
Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-89
sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land
thumb_up
thumb_down
-153
« First
‹ Prev
…
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.