Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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sit in the shower

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I never feel bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.