In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Gotta sleep with a fan.

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

KICK THE CAN

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Poop naked.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.