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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.
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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.
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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.
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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it
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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.
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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.