You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.