The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.