When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.