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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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I sleep in the nude.
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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them
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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)
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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D
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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.
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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me
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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is
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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John
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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00
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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them
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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.
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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.
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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.
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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.