When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.