For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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sit in the shower

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.