Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.