i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.