Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Vote for the other guy

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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jack off

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.