Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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sit in the shower

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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wipe your hands on your pants

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.