I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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get really confused

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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suck my own penis

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.