feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.