Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I hit the frig after sex

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fap

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.