After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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blink

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.