if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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I read the down voted posts

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.