Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I pee in the shower.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.