You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I cant ride a bike

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.