Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Breathe.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.