When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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R A P E Children

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.