I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I have seen a UFO

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Fart at home

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.