Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.