People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.