whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.