Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I click my teeth to music

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Poo really loud

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.