get bored so I fist myself for money

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.