think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.