I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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pick your nose and eat it

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.