masturbate quietly in my room.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Courtesy flush.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.