when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.