When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.