sit in the shower

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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I read the down voted posts

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I cant ride a bike

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.