Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I can't trill my R's

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.