When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.