- Things You Think Only You Do

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

I **** with no hands.

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.