You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.