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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.
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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.
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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.
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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?
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i masturbate with my feet
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Pee in the shower
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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger
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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall
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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.
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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.
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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.
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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.
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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.
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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.