whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.