Still record on VHS tapes.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Think about breathing...

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.