fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.