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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again
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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry
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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting
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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly
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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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I really enjoy self-pity.
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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.