Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.