When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Pee in the shower

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.