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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.
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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"
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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.
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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.
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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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penis
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.
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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.