feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.