Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Boinked my neighbor

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Play Minecraft

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.