I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Take off the ends of the banana (

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Your mom

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.