Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.