worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Set Fire to the Rain

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Being fat

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.