Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

Play as both sides on fifa

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

I constantly talk to myself.

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.