Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.