when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.