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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.
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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.
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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.
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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.
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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.
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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.
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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.
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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.
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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.
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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.