I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.