- Things You Think Only You Do

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

hate Justin Bieber

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.