I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.