Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.