When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.