Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

Eat ice by itself

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.