When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.