worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Being fat

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.