When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.