I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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being super bored at school

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.