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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.