pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I never feel bored

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.