When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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sit in the shower

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.