When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.