When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.