I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Eat ice by itself

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.