In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I have a phobia of incest

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.