watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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being super bored at shool

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.