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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.
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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep
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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?
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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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I eat food when i'm bored..
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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.
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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.
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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.
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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.