when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.