when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I was the real Stig...

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Sitting down in the shower

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.