Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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smoke marijuana

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Play Minecraft

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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thumb down this post

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.