Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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pick your nose and eat it

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.