Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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i use dental dams

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.