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sometimes, i smell my own farts.
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.
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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me
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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.
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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.
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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.
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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.