When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Made after doomsday plans

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.