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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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whale sperm

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.