"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.