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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story
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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.
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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring
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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.
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R A P E Children
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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know
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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.
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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall
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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.
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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.