Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.