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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.
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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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fap
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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.
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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.
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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.
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I talk to my pet when no one is home.
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I have a phobia of incest
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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.