When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

I really like taking shits.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

wipe your hands on your pants

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

Made after doomsday plans

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.