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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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look at bins as i walk past them
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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.
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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.
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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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i masturbate with my feet
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.