- Things You Think Only You Do

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

blow nose. look at kleenex.

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

make south park refferences every day

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.