Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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I eat ass

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.