get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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im going to rape that girl

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.