the power to regenerate your appendix

Pretend my life is a videogame.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.