oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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conundrum.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.