Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.