When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I really like taking shits.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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wipe your hands on your pants

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.