Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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being super bored at shool

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.