While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Pee in my work garbage can.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

ASMR

I talk to myself when I'm alone

I don't read the terms of service.

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.