If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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speak proper english

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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suck my own penis

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.