While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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ASMR

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.