I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.