When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.