When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.