- Things You Think Only You Do

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.