Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.