I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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speak proper english

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.