When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.