I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.