when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Boinked my neighbor

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.