while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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i masturbate with my feet

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I always cry when I pray.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.