When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.