Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I always think I have special powers

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.