Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.