Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Ur mum

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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penis

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Sometimes I toot.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.