Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.