When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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listen to madonnas new album

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I want to suck on your penis

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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thumb down this post

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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get really confused

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.