when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I never feel bored

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.