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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.
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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.
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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out
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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.
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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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I think about life problems in the shower
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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.
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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.
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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*
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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.
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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it
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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?
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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.