- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

Pee in my work garbage can.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

I rape small children ;).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.