Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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penis

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.