While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.