If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.