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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.
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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.
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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...
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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.
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make food scream if i chop them up.
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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.
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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.
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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.
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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.
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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.
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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt
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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.
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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.
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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.
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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face
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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.
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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.
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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.
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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.
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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"
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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.
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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.
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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.