I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.