- Things You Think Only You Do

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

Peeing in the shower

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.