whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

I click my teeth to music

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

I constantly talk to myself.


You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.