Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

sing in the shower

I click my teeth to music

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

I constantly talk to myself.

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has


You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.