- Things You Think Only You Do

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

I click my teeth to music

I constantly talk to myself.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.