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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...
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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.
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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
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I click my teeth to music
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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has
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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.
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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing
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I constantly talk to myself.
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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.
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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.
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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.
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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.
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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving
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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.
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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video
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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.
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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc
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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text
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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.
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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.
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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.