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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.
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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts
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Wonder why there are sites like this.
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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom
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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.
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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"
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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.
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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.
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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking
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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.
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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.
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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on
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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams
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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.
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make food scream if i chop them up.
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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"
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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.
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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.
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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.
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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"
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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...
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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.
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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off
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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.