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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...
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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.
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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.
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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.
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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.
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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.
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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams
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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.
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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like
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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded
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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.
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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.
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Wonder why there are sites like this.
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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.
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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom
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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.
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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off
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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.
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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking
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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.
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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.
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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts
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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.
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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.