When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.