When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.