Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.