- Things You Think Only You Do

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

i use dental dams

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

incognito mode on google chrome

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.