When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

I have an irrational fear of sloths

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.