- Things You Think Only You Do

Pee in the shower.

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

incognito mode on google chrome

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.