If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.