I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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i use dental dams

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.