When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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hallo

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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im going to rape that girl

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.