Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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i use dental dams

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.