While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.