When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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misread flashlight

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.