tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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misread flashlight

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.