Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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misread flashlight

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.