Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.