misread flashlight

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.