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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.