For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.