I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.