- Things You Think Only You Do

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.