When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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RAPE CHILDREN

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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misread flashlight

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.