When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.