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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Breathe.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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hallo

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.