RAPE CHILDREN

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Dancing while hoovering

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fart

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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I sleep in the nude.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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fap

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.