Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I pee in the shower.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.