Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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fap

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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im going to rape that girl

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Dancing while hoovering

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.