almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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hallo

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I can see a magic eye image

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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I know how to type a ¿

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ASMR

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.