When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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ASMR

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.