When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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I can see a magic eye image

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.