Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.