get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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shag your mom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.