Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I really like taking shits.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Go outside and pee.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.