Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.