In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.