After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Pee in the shower.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I always cry when I pray.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.