When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Think of numbers as male or female.

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

being super bored at school

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

When out I like to "people watch."

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.