Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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being super bored at school

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.