Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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KICK THE CAN

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.