If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Fart at home

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Pee in the shower.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.