I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.