When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.