Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.