Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.