When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.