Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I can see a magic eye image

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.