I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.