I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.