Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I can see a magic eye image

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.