feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.