Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.