- Things You Think Only You Do

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

I really like taking shits.

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.