While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.