i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.