Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Stab myself on a daily basis

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I hate being called "buddy".

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.