While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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jack off

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.