Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Ur mum

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.