- Things You Think Only You Do

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Ur mum

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.