Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I have a phobia of incest

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.