~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.