When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.