Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.