Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.