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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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only read the short jokes on this website
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.