Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I cant ride a bike

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Do somthing only you do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.