Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.