When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.