What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.