Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.