Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.