stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.