Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Make up a song to yourself.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Do somthing only you do

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.