I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I chew my ice cream.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.