While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I have seen a UFO

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.