when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Think about breathing...

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.