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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.