brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.