- Things You Think Only You Do

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I hold my breath in elevators

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.