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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.