Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Only use the left earphone.

Being fat

Sitting down in the shower

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

I have autofocus in my eyes.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

I **** with no hands.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

The older I get the more honest I get

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.