freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.