- Things You Think Only You Do

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

The older I get the more honest I get

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.