I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Courtesy flush.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.