Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Being fat

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

I was the real Stig...

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.