- Things You Think Only You Do

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

The older I get the more honest I get

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Sleep with pillow between legs

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I scratch and sniff.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.