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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running
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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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Think about breathing...
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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.