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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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Sitting down in the shower
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.