Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.