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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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I mean Diana Ross.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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I scratch and sniff.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.