I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.