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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Only use the left earphone.
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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I **** with no hands.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.