turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.