I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Thinking your life is a movie...

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Stab myself on a daily basis

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.