- Things You Think Only You Do

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

the power to regenerate your appendix

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I think Frozen is an overrated film

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.