When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.