I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Justin Beiber is a woman

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.