When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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fap

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.