I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I **** with no hands.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I hit the frig after sex

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.