doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Sitting down in the shower

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.