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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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I mean Diana Ross.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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