log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I chew my ice cream.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.