- Things You Think Only You Do

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

I have a phobia of incest

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I scratch and sniff.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.