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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.