Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.