I have a phobia of incest

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I scratch and sniff.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.