Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.