- Things You Think Only You Do

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

-12

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

-14

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

-16

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

-16

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

-20

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

-22

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

-24

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

-24

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

-26

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

-26

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

-28

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

-28

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

-34

the power to regenerate your appendix

-36

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

-38

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

-38

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

-40

I think Frozen is an overrated film

-42

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

-46

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

-46

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

the power to regenerate your appendix

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Things You Think Only You Do