i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I hold my breath in elevators

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.