- Things You Think Only You Do

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

fap

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Only use the left earphone.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

i masturbate with my feet

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.