If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.