- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I used to eat bath bubbles

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.