have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.