I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I was the real Stig...

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Run faster down hotel corridors.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Sleep with pillow between legs

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.