When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.