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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.