When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.