- Things You Think Only You Do

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

test how many stares you can scale in one step

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Sitting down in the shower

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

i masturbate with my feet

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I **** with no hands.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.