- Things You Think Only You Do

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.