- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

only read the short jokes on this website

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I Masturbate Daily.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Picking my nose.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.