When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.