- Things You Think Only You Do

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.