I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Justin Beiber is a woman

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.