Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Courtesy flush.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I rehearse arguments in my head.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

I have a phobia of incest

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.