Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.