- Things You Think Only You Do

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Smoking in the shower.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Ur mum

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.