When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.