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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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I have a phobia of incest
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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I scratch and sniff.
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.