- Things You Think Only You Do

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I scratch and sniff.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.