- Things You Think Only You Do

Mayada stupid

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I mean Diana Ross.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.