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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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I have a phobia of incest
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.