Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

I **** with no hands.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.