- Things You Think Only You Do

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I hold my breath in elevators

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I used to eat bath bubbles

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.