(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.