Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.