While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.