- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

only read the short jokes on this website

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.