- Things You Think Only You Do

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.