I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Smoking in the shower.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.