Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I chew my ice cream.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.