when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I scratch and sniff.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.