Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.