- Things You Think Only You Do

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Stab myself on a daily basis

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.