- Things You Think Only You Do

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I scratch and sniff.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I hold my breath in elevators

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.