after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.