Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Being fat

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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make south park refferences every day

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I was the real Stig...

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.