I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Smoking in the shower.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.