try to give your friends spirit animals

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

The older I get the more honest I get

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Mayada stupid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.