I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.