I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.