Run faster down hotel corridors.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.