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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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I scratch and sniff.
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.