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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Being fat
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.