Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Only use the left earphone.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

I **** with no hands.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Run faster down hotel corridors.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.