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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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listen to madonnas new album
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.