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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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I was the real Stig...
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.