When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I chew my ice cream.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.