Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.