I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.