stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -84

I was the real Stig...

thumb_up thumb_down -100

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

thumb_up thumb_down -130

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

thumb_up thumb_down +19

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

thumb_up thumb_down +17

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

thumb_up thumb_down -9

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.