have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Mayada stupid

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.