I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.