- Things You Think Only You Do

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.