- Things You Think Only You Do

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Being fat

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.