Mayada stupid

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Do somthing only you do

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.