Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.