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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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I **** with no hands.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.