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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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i masturbate with my feet
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.