A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.