Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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i masturbate with my feet

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.