Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

I hold my breath in elevators

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.