If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Sitting down in the shower

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I was the real Stig...

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.