getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

i masturbate with my feet

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.