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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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I scratch and sniff.
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.