When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.