Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.