I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Mayada stupid

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I scratch and sniff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.