Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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fap

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Courtesy flush.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Sitting down in the shower

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.