- Things You Think Only You Do

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.