Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.