cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.