When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Smoking in the shower.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.