I have a phobia of incest

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.