i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.