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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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I was the real Stig...
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.