Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I always think I have special powers

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.