When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.