While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.