worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Do somthing only you do

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.