Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.