Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.