Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.