turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Smoking in the shower.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.