I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.