Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Stab myself on a daily basis

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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