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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Sitting down in the shower
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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I was the real Stig...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.