Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

the power to regenerate your appendix

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Smoking in the shower.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.