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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.