Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I read the down voted posts

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I cant ride a bike

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.