When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I hit the frig after sex

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.