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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.