When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Go for a 10 mile run.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I always think I have special powers

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

I scratch and sniff.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.