- Things You Think Only You Do

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I cant ride a bike

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I think Frozen is an overrated film

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.