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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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I don't read the terms of service.
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.