- Things You Think Only You Do

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Justin Beiber is a woman

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.