Use my phone to see what time it is

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I hit the frig after sex

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.