Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Stab myself on a daily basis

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.