When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Sitting down in the shower

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.