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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.