I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.