- Things You Think Only You Do

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.