When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

the power to regenerate your appendix

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Smoking in the shower.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.