The older I get the more honest I get

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Use my phone to see what time it is

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I hit the frig after sex

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.