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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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I have a phobia of incest
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.