looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.