Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Sitting down in the shower

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

I have autofocus in my eyes.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.