Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.