My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.