Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Smoking in the shower.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Ur mum

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.