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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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Sitting down in the shower
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.