Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.