Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.