When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.