- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I used to eat bath bubbles

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.