Sitting down in the shower

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.