Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.