I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I used to eat bath bubbles

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

the power to regenerate your appendix

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Justin Beiber is a woman

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I don't read the terms of service.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.