Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I always think I have special powers

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

bounce when your tip toeing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.