- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.