I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.