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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.
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I don't read the terms of service.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.