When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I hold my breath in elevators

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.