if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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only read the short jokes on this website

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.