- Things You Think Only You Do

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Use my phone to see what time it is

I hit the frig after sex

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.