Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.