Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Tear up when I poop

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.