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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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I don't read the terms of service.
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Smoking in the shower.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.