- Things You Think Only You Do

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.