I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.