when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.