Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.