Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.