Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.