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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.