- Things You Think Only You Do

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Justin Beiber is a woman

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.