- Things You Think Only You Do

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Tear up when I poop

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.