Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Being fat

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Thinking your life is a movie...

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.