- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I used to eat bath bubbles

I hold my breath in elevators

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.