Use my phone to see what time it is

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.