Use my phone to see what time it is

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.