Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Tear up when I poop

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.