- Things You Think Only You Do

Sleep with pillow between legs

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.