I used to eat bath bubbles

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.