if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I don't read the terms of service.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

listen to madonnas new album

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.