Tear up when I poop

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.