- Things You Think Only You Do

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.