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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.