- Things You Think Only You Do

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Eating chicken at KFC.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

only read the short jokes on this website

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

listen to madonnas new album

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.