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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.