- Things You Think Only You Do

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I hit the frig after sex

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I mean Diana Ross.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.