- Things You Think Only You Do

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

try to give your friends spirit animals

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I have a phobia of incest

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.