I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.