Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.