Ur mum

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.