You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.