When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Boinked my neighbor

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.