when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Courtesy flush.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.