Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.