Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Being fat

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

I have autofocus in my eyes.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.