- Things You Think Only You Do

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.