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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.