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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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Tear up when I poop
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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.