Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I cant ride a bike

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Think about breathing...

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Sitting down in the shower

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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i masturbate with my feet

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.