Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.