When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Tear up when I poop

I used to eat bath bubbles

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I read the down voted posts

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.