I used to eat bath bubbles

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I hold my breath in elevators

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.