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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.