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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I used to eat bath bubbles

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.