when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.