- Things You Think Only You Do

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I hit the frig after sex

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I mean Diana Ross.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.