Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I read the down voted posts

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.